I had to purchase new work clothes last week. Bear in mind, this involves my favorite activity - shopping. Also bear in mind that whenever I talk about leaving my house in a positive light, I'm probably being sarcastic. So, I go shopping for work clothes, and, much to my dismay, one cannot be a female working professional without possessing at least a b-cup. And I cannot have a b-cup without surgery. Or eating more junkfood than I already do, which would pose serious health risks. Very serious. So I did the next best thing and bought a push-up bra. Last week was the first week in which I have worn a bra every day since I was in high school. And I'm not even a dirty hippie feminist.
Yep. Women are equal in the workplace, darts, v-necks, pleats, and all.
Also, thin is in is bullshit. Tits are made of fat. Stop contradicting yourselves, clothing stores. Make shopping easy. Make clothes to fit me.
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